justin just said that he wanted to paint me naked for ap spanish....

wtf.

i told myself when i get home i'll do my nonfiction paper...

didn't work out so well.

LOL

:] bye!

My AP English Language teacher Mr. Ryan. made it very very VERY clear to us how 'smart' people these days are butchering the English language by using 'modern' English.
so basically modern English is the same thing but the real meaning to the passage is more evasive and the words are bigger and more advance.
For our weekend homework, we had to find/make up a sentence and butcher it with modern english. so here is mine...

the original sentence

I saw my friend at the park, and she asked me what color the grass is. I told her it was green.

in modern english.

I was spending the beautiful hours of daylight out exercising my anatomy, when I happened to spot my valued colleague. Now, my dear listeners this colleague of mine is quite particular she likes to question the simple things of everyday life in tremendously anomalous positions. Furthermore this position she was in, was quite bizarre. You see, she was bent over backward staring intently at this blade of grass. I promenaded towards her, and inquired what she was staring conscientiously at. Even though she was in an awkward position she managed to respond with a query.

“Might I inconvenience you for a moment?”
“Why of course.”
“I was wondering what color is this blade of grass?”

I responded: “in view of the fact that this life form is a perennial herb, it must use photosynthesis to obtain energy from light. In order for photosynthesis to work, chlorophyll molecules are specifically arranged around the region of pigment protein complexes identify as photosystems which are embedded in the thylakoid membranes of chloroplasts. In these complexes, chlorophyll serves two primary functions. The function of the vast majority of chlorophyll is to absorb light and transfer that light energy by resonance energy transfer to a specific chlorophyll pair in the reaction center of the photosystems. For the reason of chlorophyll’s selectivity regarding the wavelength of light it absorbs, areas of a leaf containing the molecule volition materialized as a deep jade green.”

i am pretty proud of myself. so please! celebrate with me for a few seconds then you can critize my horrible use of words.

(: darling it's me, Kahei!

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